I'm a one-eyed owl. NUMBER ONE FANSITE So here's the unofficial elChupucabra website. It's really a fansite. I could name it "Number One Fansite" after the elChupucabra Top 40 Billboard Grammy Oscar-nominated hit, but that would be stupid awesome. That's the name of the website.

elChupucabra was brought forth from the loins of underground sewers, laden with old potato chip bags and green water. I'm not sure how to link this legend with the mad beats that you can download in the Music section, but um, I guess he picked up a guitar and decided to write about others like him. Cryptozoology is a growing theme in rockaroll, and since elChupucabra is cryptozoologic, he's like the Mississippi bluesmen of rock music.

In case you can't tell, I'm a bit drunk off my Coronita extra--yes, an extra small Corona--because I didn't eat much today. Except for a cheese omelette. So I don't really have content for the website. Yet.

Nevertheless, elChupucabra rocks, and until he allows me to include his contact info, including his address which is 29 degrees north of the equator intersected with 90 degrees west of the prime meridian, please e-mail rainbohat AT yahoo DOT com with any queries/praise.