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In the sunny countryside
where everybody is the same
Lived a girl with hopes and dreams
Daisy Fleabane was her name
One day Daisy left her home
For the university
Her life would turn upside-down once
She learned of diversity
Daisy Fleabane, cats at her feet
Skipped in the field for hours
Then she went off to college, made new friends,
and Daisy was deflowered
Daisy met a flaming boy
Who worked hard against bias
So she became secretary
of the Gay/Straight Alliance
Daisy wore her rainbohat
linked arms with a thespian
In New Orleans, a drunk boy yelled,
"Please kiss me, you lesbian!"
Daisy Fleabane, cats at her feet
Skipped in the field for hours
Then she went off to college, made new friends,
and Daisy was deflowered
Since the day that she was born
Daisy's hair color was black
Her new best friend had hair of blonde
Then pink, then green, then blue, then black
Daisy was in the boys' dorm
but she did do nothing wrong
Still, I won't get into that
'cause it's a whole other song
Daisy Fleabane, cats at her feet
Skipped in the field for hours
Then she went off to college, made new friends,
and Daisy was deflowered
Daisy loved biology
Where evolution is key
She believed it so much that she
fell in love with a monkey
In truth, he was an older boy
He had his drinks by the ocean
Daisy was intoxicated
By his charm and devotion
In retrospect, I guess you'd say
That Daisy's petals were plucked
And in more ways than one,
Miss Daisy Fleabane was--
Daisy Fleabane, cats at her feet
Skipped in the field for hours
Then she went off to college, made new friends,
and Daisy was deflowered!
Daisy was deflowered!
Daisy was deflowered!